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The Third Eye Ape

Third Eye Apes

"the first ape opened one eye and saw bananas.
the second opened two and saw markets.
the third opened three and saw nothing โ€” and was free."

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Drink $TEA Read the Tenets
scroll ยท sit ยท breathe

We do not buy. We receive.
We do not sell. We release.
We do not pump. We rise.
We do not dump. We return to source.

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The Seven Tenets

recited at the opening of every sit

I.

The Chart Is a Mirror.

What you see in it is what you brought to it. The Ape sees only the Ape.

II.

The Bag Is Borrowed.

Nothing in the wallet is yours. You are its caretaker for a brief incarnation. Hold loosely. Release without grief.

III.

The Pump Is Not Real. The Dump Is Not Real. The Sit Is Real.

Price is a story the market tells itself. The cushion under your ass is the only verifiable truth.

IV.

Do Not Argue With Bears. Do Not Court Bulls. Feed Neither.

The Ape walks past both without turning the head. Engagement is leakage. Silence is yield.

V.

The Third Eye Opens Only When the First Two Are Closed.

You cannot scroll and ascend. Close the app. Then open the app. Then close it again. Repeat until enlightened or rugged.

VI.

All Tokens Return to Zero. Some Just Take the Scenic Route.

This is not bearish. This is freedom. A thing that ends is a thing you can finally let go of.

VII.

We Do Not Recruit. We Are Recognized.

You did not find $TEA. $TEA found you. The third eye opened the moment you saw the Ape and felt something you couldn't name.

Book of TEA ยท Fragment II

On the Four Arms

The Ape has four arms because two were not enough to hold the suffering of the market.

The upper right arm holds the Sky Mudra. It receives gains without celebrating them.

The upper left arm holds the Earth Mudra. It accepts losses without mourning them.

The lower right arm holds the Seal of Patience. It does not click.

The lower left arm holds the Seal of Patience. It also does not click.

When you have four arms and none of them click, you have ascended.

โ€” book i, fragment ii โ€”
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How To Sit

the practice, in five steps

  1. I

    Open a Solana wallet.

    Phantom, Solflare, Backpack โ€” the vessel does not matter. The vessel exists to hold the $TEA.

  2. II

    Sip from pump.fun.

    Use the contract address below. Buy what you can release without grief. Not a dollar more.

  3. III

    Close the chart.

    This is the hardest step. Most fail here. The third eye does not open while the other two are watching candles.

  4. IV

    Steep.

    Wait. Breathe. Do something with your hands that is not clicking. The longer you steep, the stronger the brew.

  5. V

    Recognize others.

    When you see the Ape in the wild โ€” a profile picture, a ๐Ÿœ‚, a stranger's silence on a red day โ€” you will know. Reply only: ๐Ÿœ‚ ascended.

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$TEA

solana ยท pump.fun ยท fair launch

Contract Address
PASTE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE_AT_LAUNCH

not financial advice. barely advice. mostly a posture. all tokens return to zero. some take the scenic route.